All the Hate Mail!: Am I Dying?

theyearofelan:

Since the dawn of man, we have all been asking the same question:

Am I dying?

I have discovered a simple formula to figure out if you are dying.

First, answer these 10 simple questions:

1. Are you currently in a car, but also underwater?

2. Does it hurt to breathe and are you going to stop…

fukkkres:

trap sign language

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That's What She Said.: It's not her fault, it wasn't my fault, it's not our fault.

annetdonahue:

I rarely ever write this personally. But okay.

When I was four, a kid in my neighbourhood took me into his room and pulled down my pants (twice) when I went over to play. I went home, told my mom, and she walked right over to that neighbour’s house, where she and that kid’s mom raised all kinds…

paulftompkins: “And you’re positive this is absolutely, for SURE, the DARKEST shade of blue this car comes in? Like, NO chance there’s a DARKER blue one at another dealership? Even a LITTLE darker? I’m kind of going for a thing, here.”

paulftompkins:

“And you’re positive this is absolutely, for SURE, the DARKEST shade of blue this car comes in? Like, NO chance there’s a DARKER blue one at another dealership? Even a LITTLE darker? I’m kind of going for a thing, here.”

jj-the-jet-plane:

Where are all of the tight people in Humboldt County?

Reveal yourselves.

paulftompkins: Really good background blur. Thanks to @kickthebobo, on Twitter.

paulftompkins:

Really good background blur.

Thanks to @kickthebobo, on Twitter.

Be The Boy: The King Is Dead, Long Live The King

betheboy:

Like I assume most sensible people do, I imagine my clothing as a nation of garments that live to keep me warm and prevent people from having to see my body. While I am the supreme boss of my clothes there is a whole system of clothing government led by whatever my favorite pair of pants happens…

Blue Friday in NorCal.

Blue Friday in NorCal.

gawkercom: Here’s a mob of New York City Marathon runners packed into the Staten Island ferry terminal. There’s no race today, instead, they’re all going to help out with relief efforts in the battered borough. [Image via Paul Sailer]

gawkercom:

Here’s a mob of New York City Marathon runners packed into the Staten Island ferry terminal.

There’s no race today, instead, they’re all going to help out with relief efforts in the battered borough.

[Image via Paul Sailer]